Sunday, August 24, 2008

Acheived Posh Status?

This past weekend I recieved two compliments. Well, maybe technically it's one compliment, and one other comment perhaps intended to be a compliment.
Let's start with the odd one. I was at Rachel's party (as mentioned in previous blog) Friday night, having fun, dancing. I'm dancing with this guy, and it's probably like 2:30 or 3 am..and everybody's a little out of it/tired/perhaps intoxicated. After a couple songs, or maybe it was even during a song, he looks at me and says "You're a weird way"
Umm..what? Thank you? I just took it as a compliment for the most part. I pretty much have it figured out. You see, I have short hair. This confuses most guys, as they equate long flowing hair with femininity and sensuality. Take that out of the picture and it can be disorienting. I understand. If I had my long hair again, it wouldn't be in a "weird" way it would be straight up hot. Like Rihanna. We all know she's hot or sexy or whatever you'd like to call it, but you can't help but notice her short hair. She doesn't fit in with the prototype of "hot woman", so there's something off about her. Classified as weird. but still hot.
Second, there's a latte counter at the market underneath the building I work at, which is where all my coworkers, myself included, get coffee. Two gay guys pretty much run the show down there. They're ALWAYS there makin lattes and breves and whatnot. My co worker Lucky is buddy-buddy with everyone down there and she let me in on a little secret the other day.
"You know Michael downstairs at the coffee counter? He thinks you are so gorgeous. He says you're his ideal wife..he's obviously gay, but you know what he means"
Once again, I think with this short hair it's easier for me to fly under the radar with straight guys. Again, they need the long hair (usually) to think pretty but gay guys don't need that. They get it. Awesome compliment right? Cuz we all know gay guys have impecable taste.
Which brings me to my main point! These two comments have lead me to believe that I have reached Victoria Beckham "Posh" Status! She's always saying how she doesnt have any kind of a straight-male following. On the other hand, she says gay guys LOVE her. And she's a "girl's girl". Gay guys love her fashion and hair and vibe..and so do girls. Cuz they get it.
So these comments point to exactly that Posh Status. Straight guys don't quite get it.. but gay guys and girls do.
Girls are always telling me how fab my hair is or style or whatever. And a gay guy just proclaimed me as his ideal wife. It's obvious. Posh Status Acheived.

Monday, August 18, 2008


Hello! I am back from Cali and i had a fantastic time indeed! Let me give some highlights of the trip and whats been going down since then:
Went to speedway..(AKA motorcycle racing on a dirt track & the bikes have no brakes) twice, went to the beach twice, saw Stepbrothers (i dont recommend seeing this with your 79 year old Grandma), went to Malibu, bought some cool clothes on Ventura Blvd, went to Beverly Hills (did NOT buy anything$$$), and pretty much lounged in the pool whenever we werent out and about. And god it was like a restaurant tour down there..if i was bored I'd write down the names od all the resaturants we went to but thats too much work. Just know thres a whole repertoire. I hope i am using that correctly..

Now onto the present! I was finally reunited with Eva and Bambi and we are planning hella fun shit! First, i just borrowed some ghetto boy clothes from my friend kevin and me and bambi r gonna dres up, do a photoshoot and possibly and music video. I've wanted to do this ever since I saw Natasha as a thug on ANTM. hell yeah. Second, we were getting really excited about dressin up for Halloween but I was torn between two costumes. Exhibit A: pop culture reference- Bambi and I would be Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. I'm SamRo! already bought the key fedora. the rest is easy. full-on dyke mode. OR Exhibit B: the Halloween cliche, Sexy Cop. I was torn. Choose one? Have two back-to-back parties? And then we're like, hey Lil wayne's B day is right before school starts, we must throw a party!! and then we got smart and were like..a CELEBRITY -themed party! and the Gayelles are invited! So its settled. SamRo at Wayne's bash, Cop on Halloween. Oh, AND Bambi's roommate Chantal is having a 21st B day party..lingerie party! thats coming up so I am excited to dress up for everything.

Totally switching gears from that excitment, I am in kind of a funk! I know it doesnt seem like it considering what you just read, but thats my only excitement right now! Its always hard coming back from cali. You get used to going out to eat 2 timea a day and loafing around. makies coming back to the real world of work and responsibility SUCK. Last time when i got back i had one of my worst meltdowns. and now im just apathetic. Yesterday! its like i was stressed yet numb the whole day ! Im currently thinking i dont wanna be a hairdresser anymore. But thats what i felt last time so i cant trust myself. im just crazy. But last night I did hang out with kevin and it was fun.
So this is my last day off for a while. I'll be working and babysitting tomorow and the next day. then working . then working. then a party on friday. Ahh sorry this is like my worst-written blog yet. Im lazy i guess im not trying hard to make it entertaining as much as informative. oh well

(Editors note- we totally did ALL of those dress up ideas..)

ghetto boys:


for the video, youtube "ghetto boys"

Lindsay and SamRo



Sexy Cop: