Monday, March 29, 2010

Lessons on being a lady by Kesha


Courtesy of MAXIM magazine

Some of her craziest moments:

Vomiting in Paris Hilton's closet-
I thought it was the bathroom! It was Nicky's birthday and we went to her house. I think we danced a little too hard.

Peeing in a British sink with Lily Allen-
The line was really long and there were paparazzi outside, so I didn't have too many options. It was pee in a corner or pee in the sink. The sink seemed prettier.

Breaking into Prince's house-
In order to give him a demo, I paid his gardener 5 bucks to let me sneak onto his property. His door was unlocked to I let myself in. I mean, what would you do if Prince's door was unlocked?

Robbing David Spade-
He thought I was trying to mack on him, but he wasn't having it, so I stole a bottle of whiskey and ran into the bathroom with it, Security came in, knocked the door down, and took me outside.

And some interview questions...

In "Party at a Rich Dude's House", you sing about "pissin' in the Dom Perignon". Really?
That one is about me and my friends getting bored in L.A. and crashing house parties. Cruise, crash, destroy..then bail. Anyway, I think champagne is gross and kind of tastes like pee. So to show my disdain for it, I pee in the bottles.

You sound like a real party girl.
That depends. You've got to define "party girl". If you mean I'm a walking good time, then hells yeah. But I'm not wasted and stumbling out of clubs and getting DUIs. I'm not that kind of party girl. I may be blonde and fun as balls, but I'm not a moron.

Do you have a boyfriend now?
No, no boyfriend. I mean, if I met a chubby, bearded man with glasses, who didn't mind being covered in glitter, maybe we could talk. I have yet to find such a man.

Yeah, you seem to really love glitter.
If you're wearing glitter and make out with a dude witha beard-which are the only kind I make out with anyways-it stays there for at least three days. it makes it look like they've been with a stripper, so no other girls will make out with him.

In you smash hit "TiK ToK", you say you "brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack". Have you ever actually brushed your teeth with Jack Daniels?
I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste but there was some leftover Jack Daniels. I figured it would be good for my morning breath.

So have you ever done shots of Colgate?
Shots of Colgate? No. That's so ghetto.

Does Kesha even HAVE a PR person? What a piece of garbage.

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